Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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