So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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