Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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