i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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