I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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