Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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