ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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