If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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