weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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