I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
PANTIES FOUND
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