Plan B is the new Plan A
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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