Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
