nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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