the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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