Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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