I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
you never un-have a 4some
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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