It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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