Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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