Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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