Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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