just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
