oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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