sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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