i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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