I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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