Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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