Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Drake has all the answers
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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