i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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