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People in love make me want to vomit
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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