I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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