names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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