idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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