id be glad to
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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