i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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