why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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