I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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