Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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