"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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