Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
plz talk dirty to me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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