ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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