i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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