He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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