You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
