Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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