Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
