seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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