either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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