i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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