1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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