I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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